Why do you hassle only the white people? – Because they’re more polite. (And they have more money)

What would the BDF do? Hello? BATSUB?

…when Britain still has shit weather?

Smoking and cholesterol aren’t the biggest cause of heart problems. Women are.

He said “Don’t give me any shit. Build me a website that’s clean and just works.” So I FDI. “So now it has to happen; we have an effing website saying we will”

A diary is a nice thing to do, but who the hell is ever going to read it. You might, again, but what does that matter? It should only be written in the sense that someone might find what you think to be relevant; and get a chance to peruse it when they do. I hate Star Trek, but how would they spell it in Belize? Stark Treck? Apparantly, Davis Falls came close this year.

The Jungle expedition 07B1 is over, the language phase in Guatemala is halfway through. A week on Saturday all the kids return to fieldbase and they train until we can kick them out into schools and Sean and I get some peace and quiet together.

No it’s not two words and it doesn’t have a ‘c’ in it. It’s written on my t-shirt in front of you.