It’s cos it’s like tipping water when expecting honey. The money is made from what people don’t eat…

I don’t know and I don’t care

• Customer: “This pizza is soft”
• Italian Owner: “That’s the way they’re made”
• Customer: “But in Italy they’re crispy”
• Italian Owner: “We’re not in Italy…”

07B2 is over and TFW Belize is closing. The expedition machine shall be dormant until December.

A rental (or a company Land Rover…)

“If you don’t crash, it’s legal”. Hmm, not so joined up thinking…

This is what Belikin means in Mayan. In Mountain Pine Ridge, it means singing Breakfast at Tiffany’s from a lookout tower into a BDF broom.

…the person with the loudest voice. Please just shut the hell up.

Find water. Build a shelter. Make a fire. Find food. - Easy innit?

Why do you hassle only the white people? - Because they’re more polite. (And they have more money)