01-09-07

Reggae Reggae Sauce sells well

It’s cos it’s like tipping water when expecting honey. The money is made from what people don’t eat…

28-08-07

The Italian Restaurant

Customer: “This pizza is soft”
Italian Owner: “That’s the way they’re made”
Customer: “But in Italy they’re crispy”
Italian Owner: “We’re not in Italy…”

25-08-07

Which is worse? Ignorance or Apathy

I don’t know and I don’t care

18-08-07

The Expedition Machine

07B2 is over and TFW Belize is closing. The expedition machine shall be dormant until December.

17-08-07

What’s the best 4×4 in the world?

A rental (or a company Land Rover…)

05-08-07

Drink and Drive Responsibly

“If you don’t crash, it’s legal”. Hmm, not so joined up thinking…

17-07-07

The Way of the Sun

This is what Belikin means in Mayan. In Mountain Pine Ridge, it means singing Breakfast at Tiffany’s from a lookout tower into a BDF broom.

16-07-07

The Leader is…

…the person with the loudest voice. Please just shut the hell up.

15-07-07

How to survive in the Jungle

Find water. Build a shelter. Make a fire. Find food. – Easy innit?

05-07-07

Beggars belief

Why do you hassle only the white people?
- Because they’re more polite. (And they have more money)

03-07-07

If the Guatemalans invaded

What would the BDF do? Hello? BATSUB?

01-07-07

How can it be climate change…

…when Britain still has shit weather?

28-06-07

Why the smoking ban is misguided

Smoking and cholesterol aren’t the biggest cause of heart problems. Women are.

25-04-07

The Expedition: Sauce to See

He said “Don’t give me any shit. Build me a website that’s clean and just works.” So I FDI. “So now it has to happen; we have an effing website saying we will”

22-04-07

Stardate: two thousand and seven

A diary is a nice thing to do, but who the hell is ever going to read it. You might, again, but what does that matter? It should only be written in the sense that someone might find what you think to be relevant; and get a chance to peruse it when they do.

I hate Star Trek, but how would they spell it in Belize? Stark Treck? Apparantly, Davis Falls came close this year.

18-04-07

Belize Times

The Jungle expedition 07B1 is over, the language phase in Guatemala is halfway through. A week on Saturday all the kids return to fieldbase and they train until we can kick them out into schools and Sean and I get some peace and quiet together.

15-01-07

Trickfaarce

No it’s not two words and it doesn’t have a ‘c’ in it. It’s written on my t-shirt in front of you.