Reggae Reggae Sauce sells well
It's cos it's like tipping water when expecting honey. The money is made from what people don't eat...
28-08-07The Italian Restaurant
Customer: "This pizza is soft"
Italian Owner: "That's the way they're made"
Customer: "But in Italy they're crispy"
Italian Owner: "We're not in Italy..."
Which is worse? Ignorance or Apathy
I don't know and I don't care
18-08-07The Expedition Machine
07B2 is over and TFW Belize is closing. The expedition machine shall be dormant until December.
17-08-07What's the best 4x4 in the world?
A rental (or a company Land Rover...)
05-08-07Drink and Drive Responsibly
"If you don't crash, it's legal". Hmm, not so joined up thinking...
17-07-07The Way of the Sun
This is what Belikin means in Mayan. In Mountain Pine Ridge, it means singing Breakfast at Tiffany's from a lookout tower into a BDF broom.
16-07-07The Leader is...
...the person with the loudest voice. Please just shut the hell up.
15-07-07How to survive in the Jungle
Find water. Build a shelter. Make a fire. Find food. - Easy innit?
05-07-07Beggars belief
Why do you hassle only the white people?
- Because they're more polite. (And they have more money)
If the Guatemalans invaded
What would the BDF do? Hello? BATSUB?
01-07-07How can it be climate change...
...when Britain still has shit weather?
28-06-07Why the smoking ban is misguided
Smoking and cholesterol aren't the biggest cause of heart problems. Women are.
25-04-07The Expedition: Sauce to See
He said "Don't give me any shit. Build me a website that's clean and just works." So I FDI. "So now it has to happen; we have an effing website saying we will"
22-04-07Stardate: two thousand and seven
A diary is a nice thing to do, but who the hell is ever going to read it. You might, again, but what does that matter? It should only be written in the sense that someone might find what you think to be relevant; and get a chance to peruse it when they do.
I hate Star Trek, but how would they spell it in Belize? Stark Treck? Apparantly, Davis Falls came close this year.
18-04-07Belize Times
The Jungle expedition 07B1 is over, the language phase in Guatemala is halfway through. A week on Saturday all the kids return to fieldbase and they train until we can kick them out into schools and Sean and I get some peace and quiet together.
15-01-07Trickfaarce
No it's not two words and it doesn't have a 'c' in it. It's written on my t-shirt in front of you.